{"product_id":"christmas-at-the-zoo-greeting-card","title":"Christmas at the Zoo","description":"\u003cp\u003e\t       Christmas at the zoo\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery year at Christmas our house is like a zoo.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAs all grownups know, kids can be animals too.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOne moment all’s quiet, then monkeys everywhere\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ejump from floor to sofa or somersault to chair.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMeals are always pheasant, just lovely, as can be,\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003esugar plum fairy flights of feathered fancy free.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWarthogs make crumb mountains of cookies Christmas Eve,\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eand snort milk fountains and wipe noses on their sleeves.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhen presents lay wrapped underneath a Christmas tree.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCheetahs are the fastest things you ever did see\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThey check the tag, shake the box, and what’s more\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThey run so quick their spots slip off onto the floor.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA moment of blessed peace, like angels they play\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ethe newest holiday game, then not far away\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI hear the buffalo stomping of upset feet \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eand an elephants trumpets the breaking news\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e“it’s not fair” rhinoceros cheat.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-size: 18pt;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSeals clap mitten flippers, build igloos in the snow,\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e‘til they freeze and shiver and plead for hot cocoa.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFlamingos decorate our house with feathers,\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAlthough clothes are the more common name.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePlaying toy pick-up is the favorite adult game.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOh, yes. Christmas at our house is just like a zoo.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAdmission is cheap so visit any time a clock says cuck-coo.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eActually we must admit, if we’re being honest with you,\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThat the animals roam wild the rest of the year too.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e 2008\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Vibrant, crisp colors produced with the latest printing techniques\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Premium 270gsm white paper in four available finishes\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Double-sided printing with horizontal and vertical format options\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Available in quantities of 1, 10, 30, or 50 cards\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Includes envelopes; blanks sourced from the USA\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the card outwards.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"7\" x 5\" (Horizontal) \/ Coated (both sides) \/ 10 pcs","offer_id":68038169395496,"sku":"29746590514941660127","price":21.89,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"7\" x 5\" (Horizontal) \/ Coated (both sides) \/ 30 pcs","offer_id":68038169428264,"sku":"31632517114901228265","price":42.11,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"7\" x 5\" (Horizontal) \/ Coated (both sides) \/ 50 pcs","offer_id":68038169461032,"sku":"13073379086195489967","price":62.36,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0980\/8969\/7576\/files\/16031985143100990519_2048.jpg?v=1793282995","url":"https:\/\/oldwhys.com\/products\/christmas-at-the-zoo-greeting-card","provider":"OLD WHY'S™","version":"1.0","type":"link"}